Oh man I seriously lmao @ this

Oh man I seriously lmao @ this

posted 11 hours ago

(via juiceinabox)

Ahh, its the simple things……

(via juiceinabox)

Ahh, its the simple things……

posted 1 day ago

i know i can

merlin:

maudlin

Stress added:

Main Entry: maud·lin
Pronunciation: \ˈmȯd-lən\
Function: adjective
Etymology: alteration of Mary Magdalene; from her depiction as a weeping penitent
Date: 1509
1 : drunk enough to be emotionally silly
2 : weakly and effusively sentimental

Okay. That’s pretty awesome and totally new to me.

Cool little language we got there.

Use this on several women I know.

posted 2 days ago

I go out of my way to check out a girl's ass

sraz:

Don’t lie, chicas. We do it in magazines, what’s so wrong about doing it irl?

A refreshing perspective to an age old question.

posted 2 days ago

I wake up

& the phone is ringing
Surprised cause its early
& that should be a perfect warning
That somethings a problem
To tell the truth I saw it coming
The way you were breathing.

posted 5 days ago

thanks fire

thanks fire

posted 1 week ago

Snappin necks & cashin checks

posted 1 week ago

posted 1 week ago